Black is the new, well, um… black

For the wedding I am attending this weekend, I’ll be wearing my little black dress.

 Not my dress.  But you get the idea.

Along with my fabulous sparkly black high heeled shoes.

And for fun, I’ll be sporting a new black accessory.

 This is a fairly accurate depiction of how my eye looks.

For the record, I blame the Yankees.

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Before anyone gets all excited and calls 1-800-Poor Gal, I need to explain how this happened.  Mr. Strong got all excited about the Yankees scoring some runs and excitedly rolled over to tell me.  In the process, his elbow connected with my eye.  Apparently, my eye is allergic to his elbow.