Dear Mr. Happy

Dear Mr. Happy,

Last night, when you were in such a bad mood, did you realize that you growled? I'm sorry you have so many assignments and tests due at one time. Didn't you say that the English paper was originally due on Friday and then the professor said it could be turned in on Monday? You should have been happy to have the weekend to work on that paper. And didn't I see you on Flickr uploading pictures from this past weekend? It's all about time management.

And please note, the next time I ask if there is something I can do to help, please don't suggest that I smother you with a pillow. Because that is dangerous. And it sounded like a great idea.

I won't be here when you get up because I don't feel that your ray of sunshine will help me have a great Monday. Good luck on your music theory test!

Love you!

Mom