Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Tuesday Tribute to my Shower Door

Dear Shower Door,

Do you miss me? I miss you. Hopefully, it wasn't too painful when Mr. Strong jerked you off your track and leaned you outside. He hasn't been happy with your bottom for a while now. If I could explain it, I would. He just has an obsession with bottoms.

You are probably wondering how we are doing in the bathroom without you. Mr. Strong seems ok. Me, not so good. After having a shorts and tank-style Christmas, it seems especially cruel to have no shower door when the temperature has plunged into the 30's. Shower Door, I always did like how you contained all the steam within your four walls. This helped me keep my legs groomed. Shaving while one has chicken skin, well, we can just say that isn't working out so well. At the moment, I'm considering abandoning the razor and just simplifying with a braid.

Hopefully, Shower Door, you'll be back on track sometime this weekend. Just in time for the weather to warm up. Until then, I'll just cuddle up in the corner with the soap dish. Don't get jealous. By the looks of the bruise on my shoulder, he offers no comfort.

Sincerely,
Beth

11 comments:

only a movie said...

hahahahaha. thanks for the chuckles...

Deb said...

hilarious tribute! can't wait for next week's "installment"... get it?

i am letting the hair on my legs grow. i have become fascinated by how long my leg hairs can actually get.

thanks for playing along!

Candice said...

Ha! Shaving with chicken skin is no bueno and will leave your legs looking like they came down with chicken pox. At least that's what mine look like all razor burned up. SUCKS!

Comedy Goddess said...

What next Mr.Strong? The lid on the toilet? How dare he take away the fundamentals! For shame!

The Frugal Angel-Guided Psychic said...

Super post! We are living with a curtain instead... they're just not the same. I can understand your feelings!

KatieZ said...

Oh that was too funny! Srsly LMAO! Too funny!

Sheri and George said...

At least if you're cuddling with the soap dish you aren't canoodling with the faucet. This was a really great post. Loved the chicken skin reference.

HeatherPride said...

Yikes. Goosebumpy shaving sucks! I think this is time to switch from a morning shower to a bedtime bath routine?

amy said...

oh, dude. that is SO going to suck friday morning, when it's 15 degrees. (if it makes you feel better, i'll be outside greeting car riders and dodging the flying debris as their doors open and it comes tumbling out...or dodging the cars themselves, as one unfortunate teacher learned how to this morning.)

get better soon, beth's poor shower door.

Jay @halftime lessons said...

LMAO...Beth, that was a riot. LOVED IT.

I cant imagine not having the shower door right now...that cold breeze would make things look remarkably less remarkable. Cant have it.

;-)

Great Tuesday's Tribute! Hope to see you again next week!

Jay

nikkicrumpet said...

lol CHICKEN SKIN...funny stuff!!