Me: "How do you know he is pretending to be sick?"
Informative Little Girl #1: "Because he has been running around playing Ding Dong Ditch after we get home from school."
Me (wondering whether or not to ask for clarification because what in the heck is Ding Dong Ditch and do I really want little girls discussing anatomy...): "Uh... um... Ok. I'll just call his mother and check on him."
Informative Little Girl #2: "Yep! You should. His momma will be so mad when she finds out he has been ringing the doorbells and then hiding in the ditch again."
Geez. I can't believe my mind went straight to the gutter.