For the record, it is a huge neighborhood. And filled with very pricey homes
Mr. Happy's Friend: "Yeah. That was hard trying to find my way out of this crazy neighborhood."
Me: "Did you get lost out here one time?"
Mr. Happy's Friend: "Well, yeah. Your son and another friend blindfolded me, drove around and then dropped me off with a bicycle to see if I could find my way out." (OMG! This sounds like a great idea!)
Me: "So, how did you do?"
Mr. Happy's Friend: "I think I did okay but I want to be sure you know that the cow costume was not my idea."
Just what you'd expect from a bunch of honor graduates, eh?