After the hysteria had died down, I gently reminded Mr. School Stinks to use his hands or the crook of his arm the next time he felt a sneeze coming. Mr. School Stinks gave me one of his infamous
Me (trying to explain): "If you cover your nose and mouth, all that stuff won't blow everywhere."
Mr. School Stinks (who earned that name for a reason): "But then my arm will get all wet." Bada bing!
I honestly didn't know what else to say.